Love: Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over...

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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Riverdale is a lie

By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

should've mentioned that to him

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

Go "check on his house" for him.

Comments

jeepthing11 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:16

He could have had his house phone forwarded to his cell did you think about that !!

cheeriously 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:34

Hahahah denied!

Dymples805 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:41

Maybe his phone line was forwarded?

meganbrooke69 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:21

Wow, i would have told him "do you like bringing your home phone with you when your outta town?"

tanl 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:35

lol thats so funny

goingHARD_fml 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:43

Going out of town maybe

saleena6969 1

Monday 24 October 2011 17:24

Thats just messed up.

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:57

Why even date a guy this dumb and rude? I mean, most of my male friends who are really nice guys are all single, yet my male friends who are douchebags get all the women. It's hard to sympathize with you when there are a lot of great guys out there who are just overlooked by the ladies, and yet dumb guys like this are so in demand.