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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

should've mentioned that to him

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

Go "check on his house" for him.

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fatalwish 6

Friday 21 October 2011 5:18

Jersey what do you expect

phillsand 1

Friday 21 October 2011 5:23

Um he's a dumb ass!!

love_player 0

Friday 21 October 2011 5:26

Let him know that you know!

ThePedestrians 0

Friday 21 October 2011 5:50

He was clearly experimenting with ass-play, cut him some slack.

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Friday 21 October 2011 6:12

What a nice guy. •_•

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 21 October 2011 6:25

You fail, you ignorant buffoon.

Harlson13 0

Friday 21 October 2011 6:26

DOES HE LIVE OUT OF TOWN?

beerankin 0

Friday 21 October 2011 6:27

EPIC fail. Not to mention total dick move. I hope you demanded an explanation

Stitch720 1

Friday 21 October 2011 6:28

Wow smart one you got there

pandaboy123 7

Friday 21 October 2011 6:35

**** you

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