Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher....

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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You deserved it 2 809

Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 479

By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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You deserved it 74 789

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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You deserved it 70 109

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 146

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

Daonna 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:11

Well at least you weren't naked too?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:12

Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.

Comments

obey_nikki_ 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:26

look at the bright side; at least it was your mom.

HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:28

That's just the problem, actually.

NWO666 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:12

Atleast it wasn't OPs dad

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:29

Why didn't you just hang up and make it a not FaceTime call?

HowieDoIt 21

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:31

If you thought it was a phone call, wouldn't you hold it up to your ear?

ThatSlappinBass 32

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:52

Maybe the mother was using speakerphone and the phone happened to be standing upright? I know I can hear better when I have my phone upright. As for the OP... I'm not sure how they noticed that if it was up to their ear. Maybe speakerphone too? There would have to be a lot of coincidences for that to happen though. Meh, I dunno.

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:18

Yeah, I imagined the mom had it on speaker, and the OP did, too, getting things together to change out of the bathrobe or something, so s/he can set it down somewhere.

thatonechicksam 2

Sunday 6 April 2014 22:38

I heard a noise and pulled the phone away to see my moms ceiling fan. Haha.

khaoticpanda 28

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:47

I think she got the short end of the stick here

every1luvsboners 11

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:07

Weird. When my dishwasher gives me problems I just threaten violence and slap her around a little bit until she makes me plate of lasagne and does the dishes. Try that one out, good luck.

Merylwen 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:22

Thank you for that. Everyone loves domestic violence jokes.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:08

She should have took the call in the kitchen so she could show you she needs help with her's too. Her rack is sagging, and she has leaky plumbing.

Barlucic 5

Sunday 6 April 2014 22:20

That's just nasty.

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:36

how do you try *that* hard and still fail, bro?

chutney_02 22

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:17

Congrats! You can read -_-

enddmd 27

Sunday 6 April 2014 18:33

But can't spell.

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:00

An this is why you should use a phone in the normal way, against your ear and not stick everyone on loudspeaker...

vlalam 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 19:03

Well, it's not as if ur mom hasn't seen u naked.. Remember u were born naked and u came naked out of her.. But it's awkward definitely for what u did... Lol