Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher....

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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You deserved it 2 809

Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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You deserved it 70 109

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 146

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

Daonna 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:11

Well at least you weren't naked too?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:12

Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.

Comments

LatvianPride 16

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:55

Haha that is awkward OP! FYL

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:57

Ugh. I read this "called" as in, you shouted across the house to ask for help with the dishes. Was so confused for a number of seconds.

FMLBOY1012 4

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:11

At least it wasn't your dad.

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:16

The video phone was the one thing I hoped would never get invented because of things like this.

dawsonstar 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:41

The amount of downvotes.

Godsofdracos 15

Monday 7 April 2014 0:52

The amount of incestial comments that instead of being disgusted, are actually quite hopeful... Lil' creepy guys...

prljm10 10

Sunday 6 April 2014 23:50

I don't believe you. You have pics to prove it? ;)

Mauskau 35

Monday 7 April 2014 1:17

Am I the only one that doesn't find it weird to see your own parents naked? My parents walk around the house naked whilst looking for things, as do I. Seeing them motivates my gym sessions as I don't wanna look like that..

91hayek 31

Monday 7 April 2014 2:14

What the ****. Maybe not as weird with your mom but still awkward. Seeing your dad naked motivates you to go the gym? Is this actually a real thing??

sunshineb81 16

Monday 7 April 2014 2:15

I don't find it weird. A bit funny via phone though. Has everyone else that commented here not seen their parents naked? Really? Girls/women often try on cloths or get dressed in the same room as their own mom. Why is mom naked so awkward?

Jakob2255 12

Monday 7 April 2014 6:08

it's no big deal if your use to it. but why are you checking them out lol

8born8 18

Monday 7 April 2014 2:44

Seeing someone naked by surprise is completely different to knowing someone is naked and seeing them. Depending on the kind of relationship you have with said naked person can determine the level of awkwardness.