Love: Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said...

By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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You deserved it 8 244

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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You deserved it 75 131

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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College life is hell

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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You deserved it 249

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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You deserved it 252

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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dammn 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:27

holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !

fmlmod 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:29

Does he not have caller id?

Comments

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:53

This is why we didn't listen when our Mothers said, "Oh just tell him how you feel! The worst that could happen is that he turns you down!"

FuzzMonkey09 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:54

Does he even have Caller ID?? Anyways, find someone else nicer

wowyougotowned 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:56

HAHAHA

friedman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:00

think of it this way, maybe he if he knew it was you he would have pretended to like you. how would you like to find this out after having your hopes raised? but either way sorry

no_big_deal 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:00

move on, that guy is so rude.

wrestler_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:04

That has to be the funniest crap I've ever heard... and the guy wasn't really RUDE, since he genuinely thought it was his friend, and you wouldn't know he said that... but damn, that sucks, what an ironic situation

headbuster310 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:05

wow, egg his house and key his car

Crunchy_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:05

Next time pick someone with a bigger penis and maybe I'd think this is real

interventions 1

Monday 9 March 2009 3:19

what the hell? what a jerk! and i'm with 19, haha.

Kingxxkings 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:23

wow that is horrible. dont worry even te most good looking people get called ugly, everyone has different tastes. Heck this kid in my school thinks jessica alba and jennifer lopez are ugly. So dont worry about it.