Love: Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said...

By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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You deserved it 4 991

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 726

You deserved it 8 736

Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123

You deserved it 1 762

By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 985

You deserved it 3 382

The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 849

You deserved it 2 305

By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 349

You deserved it 8 244

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 296

You deserved it 75 131

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 774

You deserved it 4 496

College life is hell

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 249

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 252

By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 421

You deserved it 7 359

dammn 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:27

holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !

fmlmod 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:29

Does he not have caller id?

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marris 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:34

maybe he did know it was you and that was his way of "politely" telling you to not try again

Virgin_Tea 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:43

Lol i agree with #18

jake_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:48

people don't get mad at him, i bet all of you have said something about someone else to a friend, that you would never say to that persons face, even if it's true. it's not twofaced or anything, it's just being nice enough not to hurt someones feelings, with a personal opinion.

urmomrocks 5

Friday 20 January 2012 4:47

I completely agree with you. There's no reason to say it to your face because there is no reason to start stuff, but, if they found out you said it, you shouldn't deny it either.

TBU1220 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:55

thts ****** up sounds like sumthin i wuld do but look babygirl if u cute u cud hit me up hahaha jp

alex_vik 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:58

#18 - What the ****? A, he probably doesn't even own a car, and B, why would he deserve to have his house egged because he finds someone unattractive (who's voice happens to sound like a friend of his)?

yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 4:16

ouchies...well screw that kid then....

400382 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:17

OUCH.. he's obviously NOT worth your time. move onto better things and good luck? but omfg that must've been pretty awkward afterwards. did you just pretend to be his friend afterwards or did you tell him who you were? or just hang up? haha.