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damnn what an asshole. find a better guy
wait why would the guy believe it if it was something prettier? Wouldn't it be more believable if it was an ugly person? I'm smelling a fake! But if its not IM SORRY.
I suppose because the friend might have wanted to see what he'd do in the awkward situation. Whether he'd say no, or end up cornered into a date with someone he doesn't like. That's my theory, but who knows how the minds of immature wankers work?
thats terrible.. wow.. sorry
wow. owned ?
That's just mean, but asking someone out on the phone usually doesn't work if you don't know them to well. It works sometimes though.
Haha lol ROFL
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holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !
Does he not have caller id?