Miscellaneous: Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off...

By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Stereotypical - 30/06/2022 05:00 - Brazil - São Gonçalo

Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

The username lol!!

laxbro182 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:25

Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!

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jonriise18 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:49

How is this an FML!? Your grandpa is a badass!!!

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:50

I fail to see the problem with this? Your grandpa sounds killer, I'd kick it with him. Anyone?

Ballin8864 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:53

Lmao, Yes. I wish my grandparents had some chill stories to tell! This is hardly a FML, More like Grandpa FTW.

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:55

I just can't think of any way this is a FML in the slightest. You should be heading over to your grandpa's as you were posting this.

millionz4184 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:50

That's f-ing awesome!! I bet he has some DeadHead stories that r the shyt!!

kel_pie 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:50

Rock on grandpa !!!!

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:59

Hmm.. My comment was moderated for saying I don't see how this is an FML.. Your grandpa sounds pretty killer to me, I'd kick it with him. Cheers!

KingOfAmazing 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:59

Your grandpa is ******* awesome!

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:01

Life and Times of the Hefner family.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:20

*family. Sorry for the typo

jroxursox1 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:24

There wasn't one hahaha.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:27

There isn't??? Sorry I'm on the app so it said fam... for some reason

krystalisbeast 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:03

Talk about a kickass grandpa..

alexup24 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:06

Pimpin'

Gutmann 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:09

How'd you find a picture like that?

RamenForTheWin 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:00

The Internet, of course. Raping minds since the beginning.

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