By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML
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Weird_situations 13

Tell him to get the **** out of your country then!!

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djinnsnme 19

On behalf of the USA, I apologize. Not all of us are impolite morons.

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doodlesdork 7

It doesn't say hes American. USA isn't the only country that speaks English. On behalf of all Americans id like to apologize for YOUR assumptions due to your lack of reading skills.

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mbuck87 19

The rudeness and saying 'pal' make it obvious he was American. Plus the OPs name... Prove me wrong

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wallandpiece 16

Well 'pal' is also used in England, and Scotland, and Ireland, and probably other English speaking countries too.

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aire101 16

I'm also pretty sure all those English speaking countries have accents that we don't.

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aire101 16

Sorry #93. A typo caused my post to relocate here instead of my intended recipient.

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viau 13

happy to see that, on the Internet you couldnt tell

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RenoTheRhino 30

Just start going off on him in German.

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thisawkwardchick 15

I would pay to see that: "German citizen verbally abuses ignorant visiting American"

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junkman6 22

Thank people like him the next time you go on vacation overseas and the locals ignore you.

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ashalayx 13

In every country, youre known as stupid by people from somewhere else

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olpally 32

What an ignorant twat waffle. Should've given him wrong directions for him acting like an asshole.

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foxy_grampa 19

As an American, I would like to apologize for him. I promise we aren't all this way

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sammyjojo 7

I swear we are not all like that! I was raised with manners here in the US but unfortunately there are a lot of rude people here as well. Sorry you came across such an awful person.

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TwistedCherub1 15

Entschuldigung fur die idioten. Did I get that right? I'm barely beginning to learn. Assholes are everywhere and refuse to stay home so the rest of us can live in peace. Don't let that ruin your opinion of all of us, OP.

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bardo264 17

Almost correct. It's spelled: Entschuldigung für den Idioten. But for someone just starting to learn the language, that was amazing. Keep going!

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TwistedCherub1 15

Thanks. I'll admit I asked my friend the word for "idiot". That's not exactly in the lessons on conversational German.

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Subtext 10

"Arschgeige" is always a welcome term if you need some variety from "Idiot"

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TheCowCollector 2

Only overly generalizing people hate Americans based on stereotypes.

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mbuck87 19

No, we all hate the USA. Your foreign policy and spying efforts have not helped.

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charbel_fml 11

I've worked with americans for 4 years and none of them were like that. They are usually great people.

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toooldforthis 19

83, I'm not sure about spying on other countries but they tap our phone lines and spy on us too. Not all of us mind everyone else's business or are rude but some of the American's have nothing better to do.

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goreajek 13

I've been to both countries multiple times, and I have to say that Germany is a lot nicer than the U.S.A.

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