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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Drugs are bad

By Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

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College life

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Living the dream

By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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meggieeeee92 27

Monday 5 January 2015 17:31

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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life_smh 15

Monday 5 January 2015 19:24

... I'm so sorry

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:04

Why, are you OP'S room mate?

Matttis 7

Monday 5 January 2015 19:25

Please tell me he didn't let it pile up... Please tell me he at least cleaned it up each time... That would still be nasty, but a lot less gross than a giant pile!

gdogg1973 8

Monday 5 January 2015 19:32

Why?

thellamanator00 8

Monday 5 January 2015 19:33

Turn to your roommate and say, merry Christmas you filthy animal and leave.simple

VeganDarkLight 31

Monday 5 January 2015 20:11

That's an insult to animals to my mind.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 5 January 2015 19:38

Get out fast, hopefully you're just short term ones. Keep exact track of what you have paid for what to, sometimes these things get messy lol

katydid91 31

Monday 5 January 2015 19:42

WTF?! Why?! You know what now that I've stopped to think about it, I'd rather not know.

aylind 18

Monday 5 January 2015 19:43

I'm completely dumbfounded. Just...WHY???

nkb94 18

Monday 5 January 2015 19:54

I don't understand how OP deserves this. That's just nasty on so many levels for any person to do.

MOOSE786 8

Monday 5 January 2015 19:54

Why would you even... I can't even.... I have no idea what to say to that....

Terrynics 8

Monday 5 January 2015 19:58

That's just nasty.

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, I found a conversation between my husband and some girl arranging a one-time thing while I'm away visiting my family in a few weeks. It's our wedding anniversary. FML

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Today, my ex-wife tried to hit me up for money for a skip bin, because the kids' room was too messy. She then sent me a picture of the mess after I said no, then I retaliated by submitting a report to child services against her. FML

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Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML

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Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML

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