By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I dream that one day that will be me. Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

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M3DIC4T3 29

Your dad sounds like he'd be really annoying and obnoxious. FYL OP.

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Cheeley 17

You don't like those puns? Hopefully you don't see this or any of the other comments on this story OP.

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cheernomore15 14

Urea'lly sound pissed. Try to have a sense of humor about it, these things don't last forever.

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buckdharma 36

Is he flashing wang signs? Your dad might be a wangbanger.

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olpally 32

Is your dad Peter griffin? Lol. That would explain a lot. Till then, shut up, meg. Haha. :)

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olpally 32

Whoops, totally missed and didn't see that op is a guy... FML. Bury me to oblivion. :(

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BanAnnalee 12

Don't take it too seriously :) although this just gives you a chance to pick on him.

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perdix 29

He should show you some R-E-S-P-E-C-T, you know, from that song by Urethra Franklin.

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MeLoveCats 7

just go along with it. by posting this on FML you just got a whole bunch more puns. :)

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LissaMccracken 23

I would find it funny... Haha. But everyone is different so FYL

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