By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I dream that one day that will be me. Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

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Kristoffer 35

You oughtta tell him to piss off.

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dmattimeoj 12

you posted on the wrong website if you dont like puns...

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Jemm_fml 29

I have the oddest feeling that your dad just may be an FML regular.

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darryaz 9

Ugh, this sounds like something MY dad would do!!!!

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Vanillanougat 14

Wait until he gets a kidney stone. See how funny he thinks these sort of things are then....

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perdix 29

Isn't your dad due for a prostate exam and a colonoscopy? You should be a real asshole about making him go -- no ifs, ands or butts.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Your Dad has a great sense of humor. You just don't see it because it's against you.

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