Kids: Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely...

By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States

Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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Pugs not drugs

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By MySistersDogisStupid - 13/01/2017 22:00

Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 16:06

Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!

NapalmFrog 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:03

Well, at least they were thoughtful.

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newfielover123 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:27

*** u 4 making coats outa fur u **** i hope u die and burn in hell

newfielover123 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:29

*** u 4 making coats outa fur u **** i hope u die and burn in hell

anon20 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:53

She has FAUX fur coats. Faux means fake. Kind of an extreme reason to want her to die and burn in hell, hmm? Anyway, it sucks that your coats were destroyed. Still, it was cute that your boys were trying to keep the dog warm.

xkaytmoneybaby 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:07

lmfao! kids do the funniest things ;p

zoombabwee 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:22

Awwww that's sooo adorable that they care so much for their dog!

rell55555 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:33

beat they ass

Youssii 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 11:53

God, why do people keep tellin her to beat her kids? Firstly hitting someone smaller then you is worse then destroying a cheap fur coat, and secondly hitting your kids is basically illegal in britain...