By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 559
You deserved it 36 920

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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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you know who else smooked weed? jesus. always happy, nice to everyone, turns a few loaves of bread and a couple fish into enough food to feed thousands (he totally had the munchees) i know this has been said a billion times already, but meth in your weed? if you have meth in your weed then you should just quit life if you don't find a new dealer. or stop paying $20 a gram and get the normal $10 a gram weed without meth in it? good call? yes, but you're stupid. Bong breakage is never nice, i'm sorry for your loss. and ****-punch that chimney smoking right-winged alcoholic, he deserves it.

wow bongs cost 300$? Just make a waterfall out of a water bottle, one of those wrench cap thingies, and a lighter.

Well that's a shame, I'm sorry OP. But $300 is ridiculous for a bong my friend. To haters: weed isn't bad. Sorry if your opinion differs from mine :(

Sucks for you, $300 huh, what was it a ROOR? Weed has been scientifically proven to be safer than alcohol and less addictive than caffine, all this "weed is bad" shit is just propoganda

princesskitten 0

Not an FML because you're just as bad as your roommate is. They're a hypocrite but so are you.

relative_2string 0

Your roommate is a complete asshole! First of all, you don't destroy someone else's property. Second, pot isn't a drug- it's a plant; all natural. When is the last time you've heard of someone dying of cancer caused by smoking weed? Or someone dying of a weed overdose? How about complete organ failure from weed? Yeah, it's not really THAT bad. Get that piece of shit to either replace it or supply the funds to get a new one. Charge dip-shit interest.

musiciangirl591 16

other things that are plants that can kill you: doll's eye, which has an sedative effect, angel's trumpets (which is found in tropical regions of south america, used in some drugs and can kill you), water hemlock (considered one of the most poisonous plants to humans, death caused by respiratory failure can occur in hours), may i continue?

musiciangirl591 16

also tobacco is a plant, thats all natural :P

orangepop7 0

i wouldve either told him he owed me 300 dollars or i wouldve hit him in the mouth not sure which either way i wouldve told him he was ignorant and knows nothing about marijauna except the ludicrous propaganda the government tells us to believe

KeenKnifekooner 0

You deserve one another. Drugs are bad, serves you right.