By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Your housemate obviously has no respect for your things. The fact that it was a bong is irrelevant. Bong today, clothes tomorrow, girlfriend next week! Get rid of that chain-smoking boozer!

musiciangirl591 16

a half pack is chain smoking? thats 10 cigarettes...

lilpigsta14 0

what a ******* fagget it's all of the huge alcoholics who smoke hella cigarettes who say weed is bad while they the weed smoker is more than likely the successful one they all quit their jobs and shit then blame it on you for doing something like smoking weed they say its your addiction to marijuana that caused them to start drinking what ****** chodes

tb15 0

I'm neutral on weed legalization, but don't say it's harmless. I have seen lives destroyed by marijuana. Not just in some documentary but people I knew personally. I don't condone what the op's roommate did, but he was just trying to help the op, granted, a talk may have been better than destroying the bong, but he's doing it because he believes he's helping the op.

killzagor91 0

itt people who don't know shit about weed talk crap about it while thinking they hold moral highground over those who use it

I'd ******* kill someone who hurt any of my precious pieces.

He's retarded. Cigarettes kill, weed doesn't.

icecreamman222 0

186 epic win And op get boned before stoned!!!!!!!!!!!

most weed is grown in Mexico and the carribean, whcih has deadly chemicalsnib the soil like arsenic and cadmium.

katiegurl19512 10

omg u poor person D: glass shattering is one of the most terrible noises ever :'( I hate hypocrites :(

Whats the big deal, make him pay for it, slap him, and buy a new one