By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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b1p1 0

anybody who thinks marijuana is ban needs to watch "the union" documentary. you can watch it on google video. it will open your ignorant eyes

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lazy_girl 12

wow...your room mate is a hypocrite in so many ways! yeah, weed may be illegal but so is ******* with people's property! and, if used in excess, yeah theres a small chance it'll "kill you slowly" (which is actually an exaggeration) but she should know that smoking and drinking in excess will kill you a lot faster. besides, just because she broke your bong doesn't mean you'll suddenly stop smoking up...she obviously has more brain damage than any pot-head. plus, i don't see how you could possibly deserve this just because you spent so much on a bong...nobody deserves this!! FYL for sure!

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stephisapirate 0

fact: no one has ever died from smoking marijuana. all the myths you have heard are a lie. marijuana/hemp can be used in such a wide variety of medications and materials unlike any other plant on the earth.

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samuelmartin 0

it is true, straight weed is not as bad as cigs or alcahol. but it has been laiced with lead before witch killed 29 people in the uk, it also gets laiced with glass, and other drugs. be careful when you smoke! dont want lead poisoning now do you?

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weirdo_101 0

OMG that bloody sucks mate... how could your roommate do such a thing O.o

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greendaygirl112 0

one he did u a favor weed is awful. now u should smash his cigerettes telling him the same thing he told you

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bxenon 0

its your fault why are you doing illegal drugs

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youcantbuyclass 0

there's nothing wrong with weed. EVERYTHING causes cancer.

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lashao1 0

Your housemate obviously has no respect for your things. The fact that it was a bong is irrelevant. Bong today, clothes tomorrow, girlfriend next week! Get rid of that chain-smoking boozer!

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