By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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people are so dumb.... weed is the one thing that should be legalized, you can not physically OD on it, unless you smoke 7 pounds in an hour, yea good luck with that one, hence why there are 0 deaths related to marijuana. meanwhile, ciggs have jet fuel, arsenic, rat poison, tar, and a million other harmful chemicals, that not only are you putting in your lungs, your putting it in the air, i'm sure thats GREATTTT for the earth. and alcohol, god ******* alcohol, its the worst legal thing out there. Demolishes your liver, KILLS brain cells, when marijuana just puts them in a comatose state, they do wake up from weed, and it has killed according to the mothers against drunk driving site, * In 2007, an estimated 12,998 people died in alcohol-impaired traffic crashes* andddd * Three in every 10 Americans will be involved in an alcohol-related crash in their lives* how sick is that???? and thats legal, when pot isn't... i hate this world. but yea, that sucks your bong broke, at least there legal where you are, they made any kind of water pipe illegal in suffolk county.

LemmaCandor 0

I agree. Cigarettes and alcohol are way worse than Weed. I mean, weed comes completely natural, where as cigarettes have a crap-load of additives most of the time. And alcohol obviously ruins your liver and makes you do dumber things than weed will ever do. Also, I really wish my girlfriend would let me smoke weed again. I haven't been invited to parties and social gatherings because of it, and frankly, I could use the relaxation.

Wats the point of smoking weed like that so fukin retarted im glad she broke it yes alcahol is wers and so is cigerates yes yur room mate needs to stop doing that so u throw away his beer bottles and his cigerates and tell him its bad for yu her or him watever all im saying is anytype of drug is bad unless if its for medical reasons but cigers weed,meth,alcahol is bad like its stupid

why are ppl speaking all this bs. weed has been proven by several prestigous scientists and colleges to be substantially less harmful than cigaretts and alcohol, as well as being postulated that legalizing weed would exponentially improve the u.s.'s economy. also statistically speaking cigaretts and alcohol are a bigger gateway drug. btw, im sevearly missing the point. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what was it named? and i trust you had a funeral. its only right to have one. Oh, by the way you could charge him with vandalism and distruction of personal property and win, as well as exposing you to third hand smoke. yes you can get third hand smoke, "its just as dangerous as second hand smoke"(thats untrue, but hey, since every other idiot is making generalizations and ill informed out of context remarks why cant i? so f u.(not you who wrongly had your bong broken, or you who support weed with legit facts.)) Sincerly that guy that told you idiots to shut up p.s. you would have to smoke about 100 joints to do as much damage as one cig (look it up)

Unless the one being exposed to second-hand smoke is legally under the care of the one smoking, he couldn't win a case against him on the charges of being exposed to it. If we could do what you suggested, anyone who walked through a casino could sue anyone in the joint.

YDI for being immature and thinking weed is cool. I thought weed was only for highschoolers trying to rebel, or Woodstock?

StealthStorm67 0

Wtf? You're incredibly niave. I get good grades in school, I volunteer whenever I can, I help people at the store who need help, I help my parents without them having to ask me twice...And I smoke a blunt every now and again to take the edge off and relieve stress. It also helps with severe migraines i gett due to low levels of Seratonin. Your stereotypical image of a stoner, coke-head criminal as the typical pot-smoker is totally ass-backwards.

Ah, I see... so to justify getting blazed, you go all "OMFG what shit... shit... dicked, uhh... motherfuckah republi...serv...atives, who hate our good ol' Ricky Steeeeves. Well, well, well... wait, what am I doing?" as you thumbs-down comments from people who don't support illegal drugs until their comments are buried? How about this: Both the OP and his lit-up, wino friend are doing wrong things and being pretentious assholes! Have a lovely drug and alcohol abuse-free day (to those who won't be failures in life). And I really don't care if you bury my comment. Actually, that means I made my point. :]

xhalighx 0

You made no point. Except maybe that you're sucking the **** of Anslinger and all the other ridiculous propagandists. P.S. I'm tired of people who self medicate with food, sleep, video games, etc. telling me that I can't self-medicate with marijuana and/or alcohol. We all have our own ways of unwinding. Let me conduct my way in peace.

Oh, and your fabulous mary jane? Yeah, you think if it was legalized and commercialized there wouldn't be a shit-pot-load of additives and addicting substances added? Just... FTW

I don't like what weed does to some people. Take my friend for example, when he can't get any he turns against us and starts freaking out and getting angry. Not good. :/

"some people" being the operative word here. not everyone has underlying mental issues that need addressed.

weed equals smoke equals lung cancer so whoever said weed is not bad is ****** loser druggie emo with no friends. get high on life not drugs