By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Comments

randypandyc 0

shouldn't be smoking weed I agree with your roommate

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areanii 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH. That's what you get, fag. :)

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760683 0

hahaha that suckkkss ...he's retarted

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maackenzie 9

Well pot is bad for you dumbass. but you could have easily said to them that their habits are just as bad as yours.

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HD103 0

at least he doesn't do something that's illegal

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Late_night83 25

Marijuana is not a drug, all the fake shit and made shit people put in their bodies are drugs, think about it next time you take a Tylenol, i give a big **** YOU to all the haters.

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fulhamman4 0

wat the hell man hes totally right

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cheesymcpuffs234 0

does everyone who owns this app smoke pot? that shit can kill you!!!!!

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nobody81 4

Actually no, it can't kill you. There isn't a single instance in recorded history of someone being killed by marijuana. EVER. Alcohol and tobacco, on the other hand, can and do kill people daily. And no I don't smoke pot, and yes I do drink alcohol, but if it was up to me I'd legalize pot because it is safer by far than our legal drugs (yes, alcohol and tobacco are drugs).

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