By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 011
You deserved it 3 890

Same thing different taste

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SexyMexi21 23

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

Chin up, OP. Those are just things. And flush the toilet...

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Actually you were burglarized. robbing means there was some sort of force used against you, which there wasn't. This is a common mistake though. If you didn't flush it, it can be used as DNA evidence. Hopefully any electronics that were taken you have the serial numbers for, otherwise you most likely won't be able to recover them... Good luck op!

tweetypie 18

Obviously she's drunk. Don't you see her name?

Cops should use that for DNA. What is this guy the shitty bandit?

Wow that's terrible. It's bad enough to steal from you, but to leave your toilet like that is messed up. What a douchebag.

1dvs_bstd 41

talk about adding salt to injury. hope they catch those criminals!

91hayek 31

It's 'insult to injury' not 'salt to injury' though 'adding salt to the wound' would have been just as acceptable, which is what I think you meant but ended up fusing both.

check the tanks, make sure they didn't upper deck you for good measure. flushing ought to tell the tale. . .and make the problem go away

She lost some expensive belongings and the worst part was seeing someone else's deuce?

They may have stolen your stuff but the least the could have done is flush their giant turd.

your house was burglarized, not robbed. the Shit part is more disturbing, guess the burglar had absolutely no human decency.