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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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You deserved it 6 397

By WhyTheEff - 20/11/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:43

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

wRIPPERw 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:43

Chin up, OP. Those are just things. And flush the toilet...

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Etweens96 25

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:31

You can use it for a DNA sample. But I'm really sorry to hear about the robbery, I hope they catch them!

Brody_Generico 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:33

It would take months maybe years for the turd to reach the front of the line at the forensics lab...especially for a common robbery

georgieboy711 6

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:34

You can get DNA from the poo

WantdDOA 15

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:35

Woooow

rec_chem 22

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:37

Gross as it sounds, I hope you didn't flush the DNA evidence...

hyperbeast101 1

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:43

Have police use the dna to find them.

accidentalsheep 24

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:44

Should a dump really look like a human, though?

babymookie 19

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:48

You should have used the poop to figure out who it was.

zmearle13 5

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:49

That's just wrong. Insult to injury. Hope they find the guy who did it OP.

_parth 20

Sunday 22 June 2014 20:57

Or just shitty situation.

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