By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
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SexyMexi21 23

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

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wRIPPERw 23

Chin up, OP. Those are just things. And flush the toilet...

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lameuser 23

"Thieves"? How do you know it was thieves instead of just a thief?

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A07 48

Maybe the unflushed shit is the robber's trademark.

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91hayek 31

The press should nickname him Turd Burglar. That would give him notoriety, but not the kind he wanted.

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killthedead 13

My trademark was flushing, but nobody ever mentioned my robberies???

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Adam5858 17

Sorry op.Not even funny from the robbers.I suppose you could look at the bright side that they gave you sonething

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gjikvtj 18

I killed myself 8 times reading this comment

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droid1126 25

Two things. 1. You don't use caps at the beginning of every word in a sentence. 2. That made no sense

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NicH1799 20

Do you have nationwide? They'll replace all ruined items, such as that toilet.

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tattooedcowboy 6

as Forrest Gump says shit happens

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