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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

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Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 00:00 - Germany

Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:49

Did the friends start singing the Shrinky Dinks theme song?

rachlikestea1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:26

thats awkward! They prolly ave trouble looking you in the eye xD

Comments

Sacytrl 28

Friday 23 August 2013 10:37

Lesson learnt: Don't go around naked in front of devices which have camera functions without finding out what's going on beforehand.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 20:20

did you wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah?

mkstar13 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:56

How did you not hear them or her talking?

alex_carstens_yo 9

Friday 18 July 2014 20:10

at least they weren't her parents?

anurakhond 11

Monday 20 October 2014 6:26

how did she not see you from her window?

bazookajoey 27

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:43

YDI for saying "sex things up"

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