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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 969
You deserved it 25 381

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Did the friends start singing the Shrinky Dinks theme song?

thats awkward! They prolly ave trouble looking you in the eye xD

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As long as they saw you, you might as well have given them a good show by screwing your girlfriend in the computer chair.

or at least a hilarious dance in the background making them laugh :P

Hello?? That's when you show your Golden Rod in its greatest glory! :D Make her GFs jealous! Hahaha

mach1man 3

I was going to say it wouldn't be an FML..if your dick wasn't so small. Then all her friends would be jealous xD

Hmm, nothing like a good **** beating ;) LOL

Grrrrrrrrr, that was an added comment to #11 (Sorry, I'm all discombobulated over here! Adding comments to the wrong place! I was too fast :/ )

Why did you leave her out of her cage? Did she at least cook & clean for you before using your computer?

baglz96 0

#21 your an idiot you'll never get a girl friend ya sexist bastard

lmfao over here some of these comments are funny as shit that sucks btw

lesson learned. never walk up naked to your girlfriend unless you know what's she's doing on the computer.

Dude that is only embarrasing if you have a small penis