Love: Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another...

By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Monday 3 October 2011 0:57

Wise words.

epyk_pryncess 8

Monday 3 October 2011 1:03

You know, your dad is right. And every guy will be "another bastard" until the right guy proves him wrong.

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epyk_pryncess 8

Monday 3 October 2011 1:03

You know, your dad is right. And every guy will be "another bastard" until the right guy proves him wrong.

epyk_pryncess 8

Monday 3 October 2011 1:07

Ah damn phone closed app- I mean "another bastard" to him, and it's better to get it out, so you can move on and find someone who respects you.

twofirstnames 12

Monday 3 October 2011 1:04

Good fatherly advice, but moms are usually better to talk to(:

ikickgingers 15

Monday 3 October 2011 3:35

My mom would've said something like; " ... you wonder why you'll never be married" Or my all time favorite "you are your fathers daughter..." So I personally disagree (:

twofirstnames 12

Monday 3 October 2011 4:00

It's ok(: I guess it's the opposite to me but everyone has a certain parent they usually confide in. If that makes sense?

stroudie94 9

Monday 3 October 2011 1:10

Heed his words young lady... He is correct.

WCARlover 34

Monday 3 October 2011 1:10

Talk to your mom or a good friend

PainInTheAsss 16

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:48

What did her dad do wrong?

Jaxon26 0

Monday 3 October 2011 1:12

I love your dad.

creedaddict 9

Monday 3 October 2011 1:13

Sorry hon but dads right

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Monday 3 October 2011 7:48

HAHAHAHA your picture!!

TapialPaado 1

Monday 3 October 2011 1:14

A perfect demonstration of the fact that having a daughter doesn't magically insulate you from misogyny.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 3 October 2011 1:47

WTF are you talking about?

FYLDeep 25

Monday 3 October 2011 2:12

It's the dislike of women or girls. But #31 doesn't make any sense. Why would the dad, a man, have to be insulated from people who dislike women? No logic there. Or maybe what #31 meant to say is that it doesn't make the dad immune to being misogynistic himself, but I didn't see anything explicitly misogynistic about what he said.