By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 637
You deserved it 4 333

Same thing different taste

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I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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#33 is the first intelligent person to post in this thread. and #57 and Rota, it is perfectly logical to be annoyed by your existence because one can assume that you spread your bullshit machismo slander in the real world, creating real problems for real people. Perhaps if you don't approve of the relative equality that both genders enjoy here in the U.S., might I suggest you relocate to Afghanistan and befriend the Taliban, as your value systems are about equal. You might be able to find some sympathy there, but until then, shut the **** up.

#33 y dont u just comment on the story! not on everyone elses dam comments trying to be a friggin smart ass!

ohhhhshizzz 0

#75: that is EXACTLY what you are doing, jack ass.

ellebell 0

...maybe you should pay more attention to your wife...then she'd have something to miss (just a suggestion)

Sportsfreak2034 0

haha my mom does the same thing!! haha

rakhil11 7

OMG OK WHO HERE SAYS GIRLS CANNOT B SMART??!! i am 12 years old. by june, i will have finished high school math requirements. (yes i also am aware that i write in chat format. if u want 2 test me, send me an email with a math problem. i will send u an email back with the anwer. [email protected] ) so plz don't tell me that females r below males and that sucks!!! dude maybe talk 2 ur wife about that mayb?

The OP should have been right at the door to get his hug if he's that upset. I know when I visit my parents that the dog is jumping up and down at the door even before I'm out of my car. If he wanted the affection that badly he should have made a valiant effort to get a hug. Also, the wife may be crazy for the dog (two of my best friends that are dating will forgo hugging each other to sandwich their dog between em :P) As for all this crap about getting in the kitchen and baking some cookies while barefoot and pregnant. The women need to stop getting bent out of shape. For one, statistically speaking gender equality is horseshit. The reason being is that we are all equal and all but men don't care if women do mens work (if they can do it) BUT most women have negative connotations of men taking over "womenly/wifely" duties. House husbands don't work out in marriages: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-467390/Househusband-backlash-high-flying-wives-ditch-men-em-em-wanted-stay-home.html Pros you dont have to cook, you dont have to clean he tidies up after you you bring home the bacon cons he could just laze about and not actually do anything he's more likely to get fat you may start taking him for granted you may not see him as 'manly' Just saying that it's a two-edged sword. I wouldn't mind doing "wifely" duties but I'd be damned if my wife loses respect for me because I'm not the breadwinner.

Seeing as how you called it "her" dog and not "our" dog, it seems the dog is a point of contention in your relationship. You fail at marriage, and probably deserved it.