By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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francaisML 1

They say that a dog is a man's best friend. If you want to test that theory, put your wife and your dog in your trunk and drive around for 10 minutes. When you open the trunk, see who is the happiest to see you!

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guinness_fml 0

Everyone on this needs to calm down. I assume/hope that the people who said "amen" say it in the way I would, which is as a joke. I admit it's amusing to watch the feminists freak out over it, but seriously. So sometimes to guys it seems like the ways women act don't make any sense. Some are just batshit insane. But what everyone needs to realize is the wisdom of Mark Twain's saying, "every generalization is false... including this one." To ohhhhshizzz's claim "All the guys who are saying amen, never will or have gotten laid with that stsupid attitude" I can only say, no, assuming that assholes (or what you perceive to be assholes) don't get action is ridiculous. I've known plenty of girls who go for the absolute worst guys they can find, and that's exactly what drives statements like #10. I might be biased, because I've had a tendency to lose girls to assholes while I do my best to be respectful. Neither males nor females are inherently better. Also, don't start assuming someone is completely dumb because they have different views. Saying "oh well I'm in honors and my GPA is like 9001 and etc etc and you must be really dumb" is just silly.

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guinness_fml 0

Oh, and OP, your wife is a little crazy. That's rough stuff.

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im_bored 0

LMAO @ 21 and 25. Number 84 got it right =). And to the OP....maybe you should "do something" to win her affection back ;)

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pancakelover 0

Lol, you should have gotten naked really fast while she was still messing with the dog. That would have blown her brains out when she turned around towards you.

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babawaba 0

maybe she just likes it doggy style.... if you know what I mean

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Ncc_Tardis 0

@10 AMEN! A-FREAKING-MEN! xD @21 I lol'd =]

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Scorpious 0

@84 IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDD! I'm sorry, I had to... >_>

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duchesse427 0

no offense but...ur wife's a straight up bitch. i woulda left her alone for like 3 days without her knowing and then have her worried and really realize she's taking you for advantage

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