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[Mr. Burns voice] Release the hounds!
Next time they're on holiday, shit in their pillows.
Don't ask why just do it. (This comment sponsered by nike)
Take off the toilet bowl lid and drop your deuce up there.It's called an upper-decker. Also known as 2000 Flushes Brown.
Tell them to pay the $100 pool use fee up front. Good only during summer and call first to see if it okay to use. There ya go.
Yeah. It kinda pisses me off how quick people are to call the cops on something like this. Solve your own problems.
If one of the kids gets hurt in the pool and the parents try to sue OP, it'll be good to have a record of them being there without the OP's knowledge or permission.
#57 If the neighbors got injured and tried to sue OP while they were on his property illegally in the first place, it wouldn't work in France. I don't think it would even go to court and the police would laugh at their face. We don't sue everyone for our own mistakes.
with the information in the fml, I would've called the cops. If one of the kids did get hurt you would have atleast a record of some sort to say that you didn't invite them over. If they tried to sue, op would have the record to plead her case.
There's* there*
That's when you add cornstarch to the water in the pool and watch the kids' life force slowly escape from them as they struggle in futility against the powers of a non-newtonian fluid. Pesky kids.
This really needs a follow up
"oh we were just looking after it"
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Mi casa es su casa?
Time to call the police, OP .