Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran...

By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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When nature calls…

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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Pissed

By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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peanutbutterfly 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:26

WOOOOOW... just claim it accidentally called him when you were doing the dishes

Phoenix_GAD 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

fail. lol i have a touch screen too. it calls random people.

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SublatePandemic 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:47

Um... look on the bright side. At least it wasn't very noisy diarrhea, right? Now that would have been bad.

SamSJester 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:58

You peed on his cell phone! That is quite uncalled for... (no pun intended)

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:03

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quietgirl 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:10

to all the people who think she peed ON his phone, you guys are dumb asses

highonlife77 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:31

Get an iphone 3g s and that wont happen

spillproof 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:39

haha this is funny. You don't deserve it, but your bf should find it a bit funny.

lolwhat_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:40

that must be so annoying lol

realworldready 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:45

He probably laughed his ass off. Not such a bad deal, frankly.

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:54

At least you weren't crapping

Caayouteepie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:00

If you ever are leaving a message on someones phone, you can just push 1 and it will let you listen to your message and even rerecord. btwwww! (: sorry about that tho.