By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

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daydreamer244 13

such a responsible fiancé!

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xXRiah_GirlXx 9

That is so horrible! Anything could have happened to them and he didn't even care! You should leave him if he's willing to put children in danger to watch football.

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

^ what the hell? First of all this is FML. So commenting on peoples appearances is not what people want. Second, she is not ugly, you are just a fucktard with too small of a brain to realize that she is beautiful

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hyden121 2

Footy? Sounds like either there is some obvious miscommunication or he is a dumb assed looser.

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alex6946 10

He doesnt seem like a good father!

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iphoneashley 0

Never leave ur kids with him again :x

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My_Nightmare 19

Are they his kids as well? I'm not thinking that this relationship will last long if he can't even be responsible enough to watch your young children. You'd better be careful or his carelessness will get your children taken away from you or worse. . .

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melikeyturtles 3

Definitely dump him. Child welfare could have taken your kids away. You and your children deserve better.

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