By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

Umm. Why would you be engaged to such a ******* idiot? He would be my ex quicker then anything!!

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shadevil75 6

If he's not your ex-fiancé then you deserve it.

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

Footy is Australian rules football. It's kinda like rugby.

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shadevil75 6

Don't make him do anything but pack his bags and leave you the heck alone.

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laurbear12 3

Ugh! Men and their football. ?

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CHOMP3R 0

Well that sucks… I'd break up with your fiancée!!

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laurbear12 3

"I wider how"? Wow haha

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Zillie 4

If the man is enough of a **** wit to leave 2 toddlers home alone, this can't have been your first inclination that he's not the best caretaker for your children. Get rid of him immediately, & thank god your children are safe & sound.

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