By chocolateisyum - 09/10/2011 11:13 - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O

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MyF_ckingLuck 0

what kind of mother are you? there had to have been signs the man you're marring is not a good guardian of your children.

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UR1FatBastard 0

Not your fault!!! He should be mature enough to watch a couple of kids. You deserve better!

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chosha_fml 26

Don't marry this man OP, even if he's the father of your children. Not if you care about your kids (or yourself) at all.

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lashanafaye 10

Chocolate sauce xD

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SmittyJA24 26

"Fiancé "?? I don't think so.

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underguarded 20

Awesome. Marriage sounds like a good plan...

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magwich 19

My roommates leave the door open when they leave, and my cat gets out. Not as bad as a child, but he hides under the rose bushes.

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