By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 767
You deserved it 6 984

Same thing different taste

Comments

You can't use a bath though. That shit'll eat right through ceramic.

WOW how ungrateful are you? Your dad was showing you how much he cared - men are less likely to show their emotions in the same way as women. Your dad is awesome!

You must have a stick up your ass if you didn't find that funny.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Hey if it works, it ain't stupid.

while I hope he was joking you are lucky to have a dad who love you enough to kill anyone who hurt his little girl like Bill Engval said "I'm not afraid to go back to Prison"

I think it's kinda sweet that he feels so passionate about it.

That's maturity for you..... Well, I don't see a kid thinking or saying these things, do you?!?

XxTaliaxX 16

I agree with your dad. Only, I would castrate him and make her help.

glamorous18 10

I wish my dad would suggest something like that

yesyesnonono 10

You're pissed of that your da loves you enough to commit double homicide for your honor? You're ****** up.