By Innocent - 28/01/2012 13:40

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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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mike3775 35

guess you will have to wait 9 months to prove yourself

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eva_baby25 4

She calls back a week later after you get chewed out, " sorry wrong number"

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chris_duncan23 0

Buy cell phones, that way when you get messages from a wrong number you get it and not you're wife

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speedy420 0

after your dumb ass wife finds out she was wrong, I would have her be your fukin slave. work and sexual

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uy_fml 4

It might have been a prank call. :/

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anongrl5846 19

I did that once to a guy before.

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doglover100 28

Call her and tell her she has the wrong number.

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Fitzinator1995 13

your in a pickle

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fantasyworld 37

Call her back and clear everything up but your wife should believe you.

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