By Innocent - 28/01/2012 13:40

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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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mike3775 35

guess you will have to wait 9 months to prove yourself

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eva_baby25 4

She calls back a week later after you get chewed out, " sorry wrong number"

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seximexi911 10

I bet this is just your coverup because you know your wife reads fmls

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RedPillSucks 31

I gotta remember that line... "Honest honey. It was wrong number. Don't worry about it". Yeah. That will work.

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bigbisawesome 0

OMG! That same thing happened to my step dad but my mom just cussed the bitch out and she believed my dad when he said it wasn't true

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juicifer 0

Talk to bill clinton

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beccamon84 0

Prob a bunch of young girls doing a prank call...we did that once and the couple called back LOL

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lilpowers 3

That's when you call the number back demanding to know why she lied to you.

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marisadc79 0

If its a wrong number I doubt they'll need a paternity test to all of those bringing one up. If you have caller ID call the woman back and have your wife talk to her. Surely they'll figure out the mix up. I do agree this woman shouldn't be breeding if she leaves a message like that on a machine. FYL.

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