By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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cyndyv 0

sounds HOT..u now have a new sock to use! how cute....but SOO awkward?? its funny but kind of embarassing haha

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FMLover269 0

wait...how did your mom know you were whackin off with that particular sock? and how do you whack off with a sock? ...wouldn't that...hurt?

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nerd123456789 0

cant believe parents actually do those kind of things...

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mother_green7 0

you have a cool mom

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G_Bug 0

EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!! yo mama touched your spooge sock

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TokyoSquid 0

your mom has the best sense of humour of any mother ever.

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SergioFML 0

Your life is ****** my friend. Now when you can never ever buy socks with your mom ever again. I bet she will tell her friends and now you will have to run away from socks from this day forward just so the embarrassment of what your mom did will ever come up in a story of hers. :D FYL

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sliimxshady 0

lmaoooooooooooo GO MOM!

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musicloverr 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. best FML ever.

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