By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Mattsayshola 0

This is why you use a tissue. MORONNNNN

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jkilla6 0

hahaha. f your moms life for finding the sock you jacked off in...ewwww

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cmt026 0

probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.

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cmt026 0

probably the funniest thing i've ever read. good going mom. good going.

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Common_Sense 0

hahahaha, that's ****** awesome!

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Warlock2019 0

And think, in abut ten years when your mom saves the sock and introduces your fiancee to your first girlfriend!

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whocaresnotme 0

that would suck if #257 happened. but have u ever thought of washing ur socks more often? the smell doesn't go away just cause u finished

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yesbutnotyou 0

oh. my. god. THIS IS THE BEST FML EVER.

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