By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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TheNameless_fml 0

******* hilarious! Your mother is my new favorite person. :]

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IamSpartacus 0

Hey, look on the brightside, now you have 219 comments on how awesome your mom is. Oh wait...that's bad. LOL.

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Truce25 0

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Your mom is awesome hahaha

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Dbackkick4 0

that is the funniest thing i think i've ever heard!

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Radiohead_fml 0

Maybe not a girl but who cares, your mom rocks!

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Maximus16 0

Jaja! your mom's awsome! i mean at least she didnt giv you som sex talk

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12frisbees 0

Haha, that would be really embarrassing, but it sounds like your mom has a good sense of humor. If you want to shock her back, you can always just decorate another sock and bring it to dinner one night: "Mom, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend."

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evolveahimsa 0

that is ******* horrible. sorry to hear man

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