Intimacy: Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:06

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

phillip1337 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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brittbrittT 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:43

i can't believe your mom would touch that sock. ick.

0keLLy0 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:31

coolest mom ever

erkdoc 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:54

lol, you got pwnd by your mom. Really? A sock? thats pathetic

HeatherHarris 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:58

OMG!!! i cant stop laughing!!!! lol!!! ur mom is the BEST!! :D tell her hi for me ;D

squidsleeves 0

Monday 11 May 2009 5:40

OMG, your mom is BOMBBBBB.

tjjonny2000 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:37

omg u got absolutly pwnd by ur mom gf kid.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:25

You have the greatest mom in the world. Seriously.

Kira_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:16

This will never get old.

Gary_11 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:05

hahaha lol

enn 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:51

I literally fell on the floor with laughter AND I had the provebial tears of laughter in my eyes. I hope you got your mother an extra special present on Mother's Day because clearly she is the best. She is my new role model as my son heads towards puberty.

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