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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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brittbrittT 0

i can't believe your mom would touch that sock. ick.

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erkdoc 0

lol, you got pwnd by your mom. Really? A sock? thats pathetic

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HeatherHarris 0

OMG!!! i cant stop laughing!!!! lol!!! ur mom is the BEST!! :D tell her hi for me ;D

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tjjonny2000 0

omg u got absolutly pwnd by ur mom gf kid.

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redbluegreen 40

You have the greatest mom in the world. Seriously.

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Kira_fml 0

This will never get old.

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enn 0

I literally fell on the floor with laughter AND I had the provebial tears of laughter in my eyes. I hope you got your mother an extra special present on Mother's Day because clearly she is the best. She is my new role model as my son heads towards puberty.

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