Intimacy: Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:06

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

phillip1337 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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IMz0r 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:20

Oh my god!!!!!!!! Best ******* FML ever! That is one damn awesome mom you have. Put a picture of some real ugly chick on a sock and leave it on your bed next :P

Linx_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:44

sooo... did u use it again ? XD

Linx_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:46

ha what would make this even more hilarious is if u were gay XD

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 10:28

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG. THAT'S WONDERFUL. YOUR MOM IS GREAT. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HAHAHAH.

annis_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:15

hahahaha.....you have an awesome mom

qwerty123456789 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:53

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bongi 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:53

hahahaha your mom is HILARIOUS!!!!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:27

Lmao, props to your mom!

anonymousssss_fml 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:24

lol! sorry, but thats soo funny!

lolcorez 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:33

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOUR MOM IS AWESOME!

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