By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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fblife12345 0

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Dude your mom caught you by the ******* balls! Hahaha

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JSiCw311 0

my mom would have done the same thing. FML

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Jakester 0

Uber pwnage!! Man, I read this in class one day and I was laughing so hard I was surprised that I was able to keep it quiet during lecture. Man I still laugh at that!!! ROTFLMFAO

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tayy1234 0

haha your mama must really love you! haha

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AnnaT24 2

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Your mom is the shit! That's hilarious, hope you find a woman! haHA , WE WANT PICS !

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