By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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MackoD7H 0

hahahahahaahahahhahahahahah i had to make an account for this one! priceless!

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Althalus_fml 0

I'm predicting there's a 70% chance of incest that night.

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butterfly509 0

Your mom roxx. Ha ha ha YDI

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darkangel550 0

Am I the only one that thinks that's adorable? Your mom clearly cares a lot about you.

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Edd0 0

omg made me create an acc LOOOOOOL

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Godhasfunwithme 0

Holy. F***ing. Shit! That is the funniest thing I've read on this site, period. I'm still laughing. By far, best FML.

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jj732 0

ahahah your mom is hilarious.

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