By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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raymm 1

Right, Mom mocks her son, and is declared awesome.

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tutikushi 10

your mom has got great sense of humour u should thank her definitely..

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Bongobongo 0

WHY THE EFFING HELL DID YOUR MOM TOUCH THAT SOCK? shes as disgusting as you for jerking off into something u wear on ur feet. find a pooter and use it, its really not hard, just lower ur standards. tell ur mom to get a life too, touching ur socks is literally filthy

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teuscherchoklit 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You mom is freaking awesome. xDDD

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Destroy_Me 0

That's hilarious! Embarrassing...but HILARIOUS! I'm SO doing this to my kids! :)

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

Did she draw lips around the sock's opening?

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loveyahun 0

Kay seriously? Using a sock? Just go to a strip club and ask any girl there to go home with you for the night. It can be a one night stand but it would be worth it.

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equinoxe_fml 2

Some people don't want to get STD's, or, God forbid, they want to lose their virginity to someone they actually have feelings for.

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