By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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ellomatt 0

man dont worry about it my mums a complete bitch to me aswell its just part of our shitty ******* lives i had a girlfriend untill a couple of hours ago she dumped me over msn . what a ******* dick dw there a waste of ******* time

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AshleyAutopsy 0

lmfao I'm so sorry, but this is just to funny! I'm really sorry love. Your mom is awesome lol. but I'm pretty sure you can get a girl. or guy. XD Mom's are just bitches wish i knew mine. lol not! :D AshleyAutopsy

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KelsyKatastrophe 0

LMAO, I am sorry but that is hilarious. Sounds like something my best friend would do. And I am sure you can find a girl. ^_^

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sevenyearnight 0

This is the funniest one ever! Bwahahahahaha!

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larazza 0

brilliant FML, your mother sounds HILARIOUS

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nessah_x 0

lololol, this made me laugh so much, can your mum be my new best friend? she's awesome as.

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lampshade131 0

holy fakeness batman.

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