By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Hurt16 0

your mother ROCKS ^__^... I'm also offended... a sock feels like our pussy?? noooooo lol n if you happen to screw someone that does feel like a sock use condoms n get tested... ewww... not judgeing the whole masturbating part cuz I do it quite frequently... ^__^

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Kiranez 0

Your mom is gross for touching that sock..

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Krish_na 0

lol mom......WIN dude no joke your mom is awesome and wtf @ a sock?

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sarcdude 3

well, discovering this months later, I have to say that was utterly hilarious.

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THIS_IS_Phoenix 0

:/ Your mom thought you could do better, so she fixed your sock for you. XD

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SparksLikeFlint 2

Why the hell would you use a sock? I don't get it. That's hilarious on your mom's part though. Rofl. And terribly embarrassing for you, sorry 'bout that.

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5oforlife 0

lol sucks for you.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

I'm confused why so many people don't understand a guy dumping his load into the sock. I'm a chick and I thought this was a common occurrence before I ever had a boyfriend and my current boyfriend has told me he has done it. I don't see the big deal.

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