By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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wizzlewuzzle 0

I came home to find my chick housemate had taken several of my jerking socks (and my clothes) out of the washing machine and..well she put em' in a bag. I avoid her a little more but whatever...(what so I'm gonna just **** all over everything, everytime? I was like little kid when I realised that using a sock meant I had a far, far less messy ****. Hence more jizzing *ahem*

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Hillary905 0

OMG your mom is hilarious!!

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bgxl11 0

best part: it doesn't matter how hard we laugh at you and ur sock... ur mom laughed harder.... haha

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liontamer 0

OMFG!!! YOUR MOM IS THE BOMB!!!!!

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thedeepthinker 0

You must have sat there for 30 minutes burning in shame and embarrassment. I bet you'll never be able to talk to her the same way again. You will always feel sick to your stomach when you remember that she knows, and she knows you know she knows; occasionally giving you 'that look' to demoralize your spirits and make you feel like a pervert while she acts like an untainted angel who has never sinned. She will hold it against you your entire life and make you feel disgusted with yourself. That is all.

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bluemaizeman13 0

rofl ur mom is a funny bitch

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