By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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NotDeadYetDammit 0

HAHA, ur mom has the best sense of humor xD but damn who wacks off on a sock? x.x

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massio36 0

haha that's hilarious

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f_alltheirlives 3

Im just want to ask.... why do americans always jerk of in socks? I keep seeing this phenomenon in american high school movies and tv shows, as well as reading about it on sites as this. Why socks?? why not just use a roll of paper? wtf!!!

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MlKAYLA 0

LOL, the illustration ( Or drawing. ) is cute. Even though it's short. xD

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BonJovi821 3

Is the thumbnail supposed to look like some deformed boobs?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

....no? They're eyes.

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BonJovi821 3

You don't know that from the thumbnail.

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Sparkiee93 3

YDI for being old enough to whack off but not old enough to do your own laundry.

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Bobby64 29

Man, lots of guys on FML have socks for girlfriends. :/ I was thinking the cartoon was going to be for the one posted a few days ago. I like how pink it is.

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Shinygirlnz 1

The mother in this FML is hilarious. I want to know her.

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