By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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falsifying 0

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DamnDaddy 0

lmfao priceless damn yerr mom is so hard for that lmfao

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supergamer94 0

Looks like you need to find another sock to use :D

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mynameismclovin 0

Jack off with it and give it to your mom and say "wanna meet my girlfriend?" I swear to god thats what I would do.

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mskder6 0

Is your mom afraid you will get your girlfriend pregnant?

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Esme_P 2

Aha, your mum is a legend!! Brilliant.

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JamesM9794 0

that's ****** hilarious

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ZeroMan42 0

I hope OP doesn't cheat on it from the other sock of the pair.

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MichaelJacks_fml 0

That is the most awful thing I have ever imagined in my mind's eye. It was worse than my girlfriend ******* some other guy.

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bella_tragedia 0

you are my hero in the fail department ^_^

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