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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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scootero1211 0

That sock has a mate, that thanks to you, she's now cheating on. Way to go - you just caused a fight between two innocent socks. On a more down-to-earth note, what are you going to do with that other lone sock?

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rockefoe 6

Don't remember reading this previously...but oh my gosh the illustration is BRILLIANT! love this FML!

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bubo_fml 10

I shudder to think of the perversions she thinks up for his Dad to perform!

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bubo_fml 10

And another thing...Be thankful Mom didn't add her false teeth to the sock pump-pet make over!

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Heidididi 1

Hahahah, ditch the sock, and talk to a girl.. Best FML ever! Altough, I guess it will be a little sad to ditch the sock, now that it got pretty.. What about give your sock a name? :D

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