By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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theonlysweetpea 10

She was helping!

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kuraisora 0

OMG some peoples parents are SO funny :) I

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daaron 3

hahahahaha wow are you freaking seriously kidding me dude I love your mom that's tight btw later in the future get a girl to do it for you k it's way better trust man trust

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unhappybitch 8

lololololol i laughed at this, ur mom is really nice or she was just laughing at you for not having a girl :p

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Moveone 0

LOLz you idiot!!! You just made your mum a legend and yourself a dick head!!

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Coolbreezer 0

awesome. um. did it make her prettier ? maybe try a blush lipstick.

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