Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either...

By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Too little, too late

By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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Poof, gone!

By Me - 12/09/2011 07:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

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By AllergyRidden - 24/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By heartbroken - 08/02/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

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Sunday 9 December 2012 18:45

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

xactownife 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 18:46

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

Comments

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:27

If anybody asks you for a boat, you can say " I Noah guy. "

Mahtari 19

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:31

Your mom is a boss.

cmb8280 24

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:34

OMG LMFAO!!!!! FYL

vbmg152 18

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:53

What??

pradip 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:58

If she really thinks the world's going to end then, can someone get me her number. P.S: I'm a gerontophile.

LONERANGER44 11

Sunday 9 December 2012 21:32

Faith in Humanity -100

savage93 11

Sunday 9 December 2012 22:04

This just sounds too fake.

kemando 22

Sunday 9 December 2012 23:10

The flood is coming

buckdharma 36

Monday 10 December 2012 0:24

I just got my 2013 calendar from Dirty Joe's Crab Shack And Pastries.

Jakespeed207 4

Monday 10 December 2012 2:01

Well, your mom's certainly not the brightest knife in the crayon box. But hey, to all the people saying take the key, that wouldn't really matter if OP's door is made of... You guessed it, wood.